Legolas' Shampoo
- Gimli: Certainty of no death? Slim chance of no success? What are we waiting for? (cue raucous laughter)
- Gandalf: We’re waiting for Aragorn. He’s gone to wash his hair.
- Everyone in Middle- earth: WHAT THE BLAZES?
- Gandalf: I know, I didn’t believe it either, until he stole Legolas’ shampoo.
- Legolas: WHAT THE BLAZES?
