Legolas' Shampoo
  • Gimli: Certainty of no death? Slim chance of no success? What are we waiting for? (cue raucous laughter)
  • Gandalf: We’re waiting for Aragorn. He’s gone to wash his hair.
  • Everyone in Middle- earth: WHAT THE BLAZES?
  • Gandalf: I know, I didn’t believe it either, until he stole Legolas’ shampoo.
  • Legolas: WHAT THE BLAZES?